you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
literally a regular Tuesday in Florida
haha he looks fucking traumatized
“the nipples just..just came off..”
“Another Florida woman-“
….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?
…did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?
Your blog has been signed by Benedict Cumberbatch
NOW I’ll reblog it.
omgSomeone finally did this and it is perfection.
So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..
- compliments can make their day
- kiss their neck and they will probably fuck you
This is literally all there is to know
repeat after me:
- virginity is a social construct
- you don’t lose your virginity
- there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept
- virginity is inherently heterocentric
- your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
- what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with
- the end
Male problems: When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up
you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts
what if i did my homework in Circular Gallifreyan
what if i did my homework
what if i did a Gallifreyan
that heAD NOD
I CANNOT UNSEE