knock knock, your mind is calling

shh. listen.

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irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”

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let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

(via whol0ckian)

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 Ever since they changed it so hungry neopets are visibly crying the site has appeared to be a dystopian waste populated by millions of sobbing, starving animals still dressing up in pretty clothes through their tears.

It could only be better if hungry pets were also displayed as skeletons

(via samid11)