knock knock, your mind is calling

Indirectly offending a friend 

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xxxrays:

i want to drop out of school and see the world and make art and make music

i don’t want to be in debt and i don’t want to do something i’m not passionate about and i don’t want to be pressured into deciding what to do with my life right now

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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freedomislost:

STOP BEING CUTE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR BEING TOO CUTE

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tsubomicode:

i’m 600% done 

my sister just came home and i asked her why she was an hour late since today was orientation and she goes, “i had detention” and i’m like how the fuck do you get detention on orientation day and she says, “when i walked into my homeroom my teacher asked all of us why we came to this school and i told her i came to fuck bitches”

(Source: korumi, via the-land-of-can-u-not)

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

1. I can see them
2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
3. they are really bad singers and
4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

(Source: thordoftherings, via the-land-of-can-u-not)

myjourneymythoughts:

hairelastics:

if you go to condomusa.com you can get free condoms

this has been a psa don’t be silly wrap your willy

Signal boosting the hell out of this.

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johnlock-is-canon:

i-remember-there-was-mist:

I’m just going to say.

If you had a masked murderer in your midst.

Dropping chandeliers, hanging stagehands, stealing sopranos.

Throwing a masked ball is a pretty gutsy move.

The thing was though he was kinda MIA for like six months.

But yes… gutsy :I

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glayish:

offendpoppunk:

are those feelings get them away from me

#BASIC VULCAN PHILOSOPHY 

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svviffer:

do you ever just regret 40% of your life

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sigoynerblod:

OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS

THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK

(Source: scumstains, via the-land-of-can-u-not)

I don’t really have feelings until 2 am and then i get sad about everything

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